Are you suffering from the Monday blues? If so, you’ve clicked on the right post. We are going to share an old joke with you that’s pretty much guaranteed to turn that frown upside down.
In the joke, a young boy asks his mother a series of personal questions. Naturally, mom refuses to answer the said questions. However, that’s when the little boy gets ahold of her driver’s liscense.
This leads to a classic “kids say the darnedest things” moment. It’s cute, funny, and all around awesome. Check it out below.
Alec asks his mother how old she is.
Her reply is, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.”
Alec then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again the mother’s reply is, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.”
The boy then asks, “Why did daddy leave you?”
To this, the mother says, “You shouldn’t ask that,” and then sends him to his room.
On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother’s purse. When he picks it up, her driver’s license falls out.
The boy looks it over and goes back to his mother saying, “I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an ‘F’ in sex!!
Pass on the laughs. Share this joke with your friends and family.
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