What do you when you are an idiot like Trillanes and you get completely demolished on BBC, for all the world to see, and your stupidity, ignorance, malice, and pettiness were exposed?
This is the question posed by Krizette Laureta Chu to her followers to elicit interaction with the public before proceeding to taunt Trillanes on Facebook.
“If you are Trillanes, you lick your wounds and go on Reddit immediately after to be asked the most burning and most intellectual questions ever, in a heavily moderated forum where no dissent is allowed, and where you can have an emotional masturbatory session in which your ego is stroked by your minions until you come hard.
Ladies and gentlemen, Senator Trillanes answers some of the hard hitting, most nationally relevant questions thrown at him by a largely worshipping crowd. (Grabe bilib ako sa moderation, walang nakalusot.)”
Before ending the post, Chu went on to explain she only chose the best Q&A’s for the amusement of the public.
“I picked the best Q&As (and added my own annotations) so you don’t have to slog through the filth and mud of this jack-me-off-please-my-worshippers thread. You’re welcome.”
Krizette Chu writes a sarcastic and funny commentary of Trillanes response to the Q&A in Redditor.
“Thank you so much for this in depth discussion of the status, problems, and prospects of the animal industry in the Philippines, as well as the chicken production of KFC. Poultry is the most progressive animal enterprise today but despite the level of sophistication and technology it has achieved, many of our chickens are still suffering. Importation of chicken also hurts our local broiler industry. This is a very good point, Senator!”
“Bravo! Kami po ang favorite namin: BAKIT NGAYON KA LANG NAGPAKITA NG KATANGAHAN, BAKIT KUNG KELAN PRO DUTERTE NA ANG 95 PERCENT NG PILIPINAS? SANAY NALAMAN NAMIN NA DARATING KA SA BUHAY NAMIN DI SANA’Y PINABULOK KA NA LANG SA KULUNGAN ”, Chu says.
“Gaya ng intellect mo. pa Light ng pa Light,” jabs Trillanes.
WE HAVENT FORGOTTEN TP’S INTERVIEW SAYING THERE WERE DEATH THREATS THOUGH. HELP US NAMAN SENATOR TRILLANES TO FIND OUT SINO YUNG TINUTUKOY NIYA NA NAG PADALA NG MGA THREATS? HELP PO SIR PO
O E GANON NAMAN PALA! Wala kang natutunan tungkol sa mga Amerikano at pagmamahal sa bayan?
Yung lyrics po ba na favorite ninyo: “TELLLLL MEEE WHERE DID I GO WROOOOONG?” yun po ba?
KAYA PALA NATALO ANG CAVS KINGINAMERZ NADAMAY SA MALAS MO.
Career suicide ba ang wish ni Jericho? Di naman ako na inform. Si Chenelyn talaga ang type ni Trillanes? ITO TALAGA ANG MGA KAYANG SAGUTIN NI TRILLANES NG DIRE DIRECHO! dapat nag artista na lang siya. patay na kasi si max Alvarado at paquito diaz, kulang na sa kontrabida ang Philippine showbiz industry.
You’re such a kowtower. Wala kang sariling opinion. “Whatever pleases my minions”
King ina, ibig sabihin aabot ka ng 2 million years old? NOOOOOOO
And that is all the action you saw in your life
Here’s what Facebook says about Trillanes AMA (Ask Me Anything) session on Reddit.
JPedro Valdes remarks: “This Reddit QnA was pathetic. All the questions deleted and moderated. Obviously an attempt to control damage from the BBC interview.”
Richard N. writes: “Araw tama na po maawa na po kayo sa kanya. wag po nating maltratuhin ang mga disabled…
Disabled to think properly…
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