It’s hilarious. It’s kind of true. And it’s coming from a young girl.
If you’re one of those people who get that warm and fuzzy feeling every February, then you need a splash of cold hard truth from this little lady.
Referring to herself as “Forever Girl“, this newest internet sensation has the entire social media community laughing out loud over her lecture about the overrated occasion that is Valentine’s Day.
“Walang mag-ba-Valentine’s Day! Tama na yan!” says Forever Girl on her video that has already over 800 thousand views and more than 30 thousand reactions.
She also imposed rules for everyone on her most hated day of the year:
Rule #1: “Kapag nasa jeep kayo, nasa bus, o nasa tricycle, ‘pag may nakita kayong nag-ho-holding hands o nag-de-date, sasabihin niyo, ‘Maghihiwalay din kayo!'”
Rule #2 is a stern warning against replying to people who ask for your “friendship” because that’s definitely going to end up in a romantic relationship.
Finally, Rule #3: “Tatakas kayo sa bahay niyo at sasabihin sa mommy at daddy na, pakinggan mo ‘to, ‘yun pala makikipagkita sa boypren at gerlpren. ‘Pag kayo nagkita, sapak ang mukha!”
As if that wasn’t enough, she capped her brilliant video with a stern warning just for effect, “Walang mag-ba-Valentine’s Day!”
Now try closing your eyes as you watch this video, and imagine your mom talking: